The VelociPastor

A man of the claw

A gleefully absurd B-movie that embraces its own ridiculousness, pairing a grieving priest's dinosaur transformation with campy action and unlikely friendships.

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.