How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby

An absurdist comedy about a manipulative, emotionally stunted salesman and the equally unconventional woman who pursues him, built on bizarre character premises and irreverent humor.

A story about a guy who still lives with his mother and sells some really awful alcohol to bartenders. The only way for him to do this is to cry and invent himself an awful life. Then he meets the beautiful woman whose goal in life is to sleep with the less exciting guys on Earth.