If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

2025113 min6.3 / 10

A claustrophobic psychological drama about a woman unraveling under the weight of motherhood, illness, and fractured relationships, where reality and perception grow increasingly uncertain.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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