
Buying the Cow
Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?
ComedyRomancemarriage proposalgirlfriendengagementlovefriendscrude humorfear of commitmentdatingsex comedycommitment issues
A lighthearted sex comedy about commitment anxiety that trades on crude humor and romantic entanglement rather than depth or originality.
A commitment-averse man frantically hits the dating scene after his girlfriend starts pressuring him to pop the question.
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