Buying the Cow

Buying the Cow

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?

200288 min5.1 / 10

A lighthearted sex comedy about commitment anxiety that trades on crude humor and romantic entanglement rather than depth or originality.

A commitment-averse man frantically hits the dating scene after his girlfriend starts pressuring him to pop the question.

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