
Almost Cops
Directed by Gonzalo Fernandez Carmona
Produced by Kaap Holland Film, Het huis van Asporaat
A high-energy buddy cop comedy that prioritizes laughs and character chemistry over plot depth, built on the friction between mismatched partners learning to work together.
When an overeager community officer and a reckless ex-detective are forced to team up, plenty of chaos ensues on the streets of Rotterdam.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is Almost Cops sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Almost Cops easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.
Does Almost Cops end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.
Is Almost Cops violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Almost Cops scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Almost Cops
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Almost Cops
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Almost Cops, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Almost Cops, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Almost Cops, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































