Baby Assassins

Baby Assassins

They're too young for this s#!t.

Directed by Yugo Sakamoto

Produced by Shaiker, Shibuya Productions

202195 min6.6 / 10

A darkly comedic action-thriller about two teenage assassins forced to cohabitate and overcome their friction to survive yakuza retaliation.

Two high school girls who are about to graduate also happen to be highly-skilled assassins. When the organization they work for orders them to share a room, their relationship quickly sours. But when they become targets of the yakuza, the girls realize they'll have to work together to survive.

Questions people ask

  • Is Baby Assassins violent? Yes. More violent than 85% of films.

  • Is Baby Assassins sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Baby Assassins scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.

  • Is Baby Assassins easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Baby Assassins end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

52/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity59

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise47

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love50

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Baby Assassins

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Baby Assassins

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Baby Assassins, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Baby Assassins, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Baby Assassins, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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