Beethoven's 3rd

Beethoven's 3rd

Buckle up... Beethoven is taking a road trip!

Directed by David Mickey Evans

Produced by Universal Pictures

200099 min5.2 / 10

A lighthearted family adventure centered on a lovable dog's road trip with a human family, emphasizing warmth, humor, and the bond between pet and people.

Everyone's favorite St. Bernard returns in this family film about man's best friend. Richard Newton, his wife Beth and kids Brennan and Sara shove off in their camper for a road trip. Along the way, they gain a new passenger: slobbery Beethoven. The Newtons plan to return Beethoven to his owner -- but not before he turns hero when a pair of thieves enter the picture.

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  • Does Beethoven's 3rd end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 97% of films.

  • Is Beethoven's 3rd sad? No. Less sad than 96% of films.

  • Is Beethoven's 3rd easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.

  • Is Beethoven's 3rd one of a kind? Barely. Less singular than 87% of films.

  • Is Beethoven's 3rd scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is Beethoven's 3rd violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity5

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise9

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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