Blood Diner

Blood Diner

First They Greet You, Then They Eat You.

Directed by Jackie Kong

Produced by PMS Filmworks, Lightning Pictures

198788 min5.4 / 10

A gleefully grotesque horror-comedy that blends graphic cannibalism, Egyptian mythology, and absurdist humor into a deliberately trashy, tongue-in-cheek exploitation film.

Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

Questions people ask

  • Is Blood Diner violent? Yes, very. More violent than 99% of films.

  • Does Blood Diner end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 98% of films.

  • Is Blood Diner easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Is Blood Diner sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Blood Diner scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

34/ 100

Cinnamon Score

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Rarity74

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise39

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Blood Diner

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

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Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Blood Diner, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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