Celtic Pride

Celtic Pride

If you can't beat 'em... steal him!

Directed by Tom DeCerchio

Produced by Caravan Pictures, Hollywood Pictures

199691 min5.3 / 10

A lighthearted sports comedy about misguided fan loyalty that treats kidnapping as a vehicle for absurdist humor and buddy bonding.

Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.

Questions people ask

  • Is Celtic Pride sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Does Celtic Pride end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is Celtic Pride easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.

  • Is Celtic Pride violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Is Celtic Pride scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity4

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise11

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Celtic Pride

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Celtic Pride

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Celtic Pride, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Celtic Pride, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Celtic Pride, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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