Christina

Christina

Jewel Shepard is Christina

Directed by Francisco Lara Polop

Produced by Leeds Film Accounting Services, LTD.

198492 min4.4 / 10

A darkly absurdist crime-erotic thriller that treats kidnapping and ransom as material for surreal, pulpy entertainment rather than serious drama.

Christina Von Belle, a wealthy heiress, is kidnapped by a lesbian terrorist group and held for ransom. She escapes the lesbian terrorists only to fall into the clutches of a gang of gourmet chefs who want a piece of the ransom themselves.

Questions people ask

  • Is Christina scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is Christina easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is Christina sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Does Christina end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Christina violent? Somewhat. More violent than 59% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

20/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity86

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Christina

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Christina

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Christina, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Christina, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Christina, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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