Cookers

Cookers

This Crystal Meth House Is Haunted

Directed by Dan Mintz

Produced by Pacesetter Productions International

200196 min5.0 / 10

A claustrophobic horror-thriller that weaponizes drug-induced paranoia and hallucination against isolated criminals in a haunted farmhouse, blurring the line between psychological breakdown and supernatural threat.

After stealing a huge stash of drugs, speed freaks Hector and Dorena plan to cook up an enormous batch of crystal meth and get rich quick. Hector's old buddy Merle has the perfect hideout/meth lab: an old, abandoned farmhouse in the woods where no one will ever find them. Unfortunately, no one will hear their screams either. Turns out, they may not be alone after all. It seems this farmhouse is the site of a horrific urban legend. Now, holed up together with nothing to do but snort, smoke and shoot up, the strung-out "cookers" fall prey to paranoia, private demons and terrifying visions which, whether they are hallucinations or hauntings, are equally terrifying and just as deadly!

Questions people ask

  • Does Cookers end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 96% of films.

  • Is Cookers scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 95% of films.

  • Is Cookers easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Is Cookers violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Cookers sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

16/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity28

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise20

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Cookers

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Cookers

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Cookers, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Cookers, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Cookers, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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