
Crazy Bitches
You know who you are
Directed by Jane Clark
A slasher comedy that blends genuine female friendship and banter with escalating body-count horror, where vanity becomes both character and curse.
7 girls and 1 fab gay guy plan a getaway to a remote ranch for a week of gossip and grub. They start off where they always do, old rivalries in place, extreme vanity covering great insecurities, but with a true love for each other underneath the bickering, sniping and sassing. A number of drinks into night one and a dark secret is revealed. The house they rented is the site of a mass murder of teenage girls 15 years earlier. Blood still stains the floors under replacement carpets. The killer still runs free. The girls take it for what it seems - a fun story for a rainy night by a roaring fire. But after one of them disappears and is discovered dead, the story doesn't seem so fun anymore. 1 by 1, they die, killed by their own vanity. The fun-filled week turns into a race against death. Who will make it out alive?
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Questions people ask
Is Crazy Bitches violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.
Is Crazy Bitches scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.
Does Crazy Bitches end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.
Is Crazy Bitches sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.
Is Crazy Bitches easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Crazy Bitches
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Crazy Bitches
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Crazy Bitches, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Crazy Bitches, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Crazy Bitches, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




























































