Cross My Heart

Cross My Heart

A COMEDY YOU CAN STILL RESPECT IN THE MORNING

Directed by Armyan Bernstein

Produced by Universal Pictures, Northern

198790 min5.3 / 10

A lighthearted romantic comedy about two people navigating a third date while hiding secrets, built on escalating misunderstandings and the warmth of genuine connection.

A man and a woman go out on a "big" third date. He's ashamed to admit he just lost his job, and she's afraid he'll run away if he finds out that she has a kid. Small lies lead to bigger ones and the night gets crazy very soon.

Questions people ask

  • Is Cross My Heart violent? Barely. Less violent than 86% of films.

  • Is Cross My Heart easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 82% of films.

  • Does Cross My Heart end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is Cross My Heart sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Cross My Heart scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity8

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise6

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Cross My Heart, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Cross My Heart, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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