Don't Fuck in the Woods

Don't Fuck in the Woods

You're going to need protection!

Directed by Shawn Burkett

Produced by Vultra Video, Concept Media LLC

201673 min4.0 / 10

A straightforward slasher horror film where a college graduation camping trip becomes a survival nightmare against a woodland monster.

A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the proverbial shit starts to hit the fan.

Questions people ask

  • Is Don't Fuck in the Woods violent? Yes, very. More violent than 95% of films.

  • Is Don't Fuck in the Woods scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.

  • Is Don't Fuck in the Woods easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Does Don't Fuck in the Woods end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 91% of films.

  • Is Don't Fuck in the Woods sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity11

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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