Gladiatress

Gladiatress

Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?

Directed by Brian Grant

Produced by Mission Pictures

200489 min3.9 / 10

A lighthearted, irreverent spoof that prioritizes absurdist humor and female camaraderie over plot coherence or dramatic stakes.

Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.

Questions people ask

  • Is Gladiatress sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is Gladiatress easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 88% of films.

  • Is Gladiatress scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Does Gladiatress end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is Gladiatress violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

8/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity29

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Gladiatress

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Gladiatress

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Gladiatress, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Gladiatress, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Gladiatress, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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