Here for Blood

Here for Blood

Directed by Daniel Turres

Produced by Pageman Production

202295 min6.4 / 10

A horror-comedy home invasion film that blends slasher violence with comedic irreverence, anchored by an unlikely bond between a wrestler and a child fighting for survival against a supernatural cult.

A rowdy pro-wrestler, struggling to make ends meet, agrees to fill in as a last-minute replacement for his girlfriend's well-paying babysitting job. Upon arriving at the secluded family home, he meets the precocious 10-year-old Grace. What starts off as a quiet night of pizza and video games quickly spirals into bloody, violent chaos as Tom and Grace find themselves fighting for their lives when an otherworldly cult of masked intruders descend on the home.

Questions people ask

  • Is Here for Blood violent? Yes, very. More violent than 95% of films.

  • Is Here for Blood sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Here for Blood scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Here for Blood easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Does Here for Blood end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 61% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

66/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Distinctly its own thing.

Rarity85

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise79

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love40

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Here for Blood

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Here for Blood

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Here for Blood, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Here for Blood, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Here for Blood, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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