Holy Goalie

Holy Goalie

Directed by Curro Velázquez

Produced by Morena Films

201895 min5.6 / 10

A lighthearted sports comedy that blends faith and athletic underdog humor, centered on a priest uniting clumsy monks to save their monastery through soccer.

A young priest coaches a team of uncoordinated monks in order to win a soccer tournament and save their monastery from being turned into a hotel.

Questions people ask

  • Is Holy Goalie easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.

  • Does Holy Goalie end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 90% of films.

  • Is Holy Goalie sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Holy Goalie scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is Holy Goalie violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

15/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity29

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise9

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love10

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Holy Goalie

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Holy Goalie

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Holy Goalie, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Holy Goalie, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Holy Goalie, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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