
Holy Goalie
Directed by Curro Velázquez
Produced by Morena Films
A lighthearted sports comedy that blends faith and athletic underdog humor, centered on a priest uniting clumsy monks to save their monastery through soccer.
A young priest coaches a team of uncoordinated monks in order to win a soccer tournament and save their monastery from being turned into a hotel.
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Questions people ask
Is Holy Goalie easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.
Does Holy Goalie end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 90% of films.
Is Holy Goalie sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Holy Goalie scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.
Is Holy Goalie violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Holy Goalie
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Holy Goalie
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Holy Goalie, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Holy Goalie, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Holy Goalie, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































