Holy Water

Holy Water

Time for a stiff drink

Directed by Tom Reeve

Produced by Centurion, Feature Productions

200993 min5.7 / 10

A comedic caper about desperate townspeople attempting an absurd scheme to revive their economically declining Irish village, balancing humor with underlying melancholy about rural decay.

The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.

Questions people ask

  • Is Holy Water easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Is Holy Water violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Is Holy Water sad? Somewhat. More sad than 61% of films.

  • Does Holy Water end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Holy Water scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

28/ 100

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Rarity69

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Surprise16

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Love13

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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