I Hate Valentine's Day

I Hate Valentine's Day

Directed by Nia Vardalos

Produced by I Hate Vday Productions, ICB Entertainment Finance

200998 min5.4 / 10

A charming romantic comedy about a commitment-phobic florist who breaks her own rules for a restaurateur, built on warmth, humor, and the central romance.

A love story set in Manhattan, where a florist who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

Questions people ask

  • Is I Hate Valentine's Day one of a kind? No. Less singular than 99% of films.

  • Is I Hate Valentine's Day easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.

  • Is I Hate Valentine's Day violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.

  • Does I Hate Valentine's Day end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 85% of films.

  • Is I Hate Valentine's Day scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is I Hate Valentine's Day sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity2

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise11

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

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