I, 'The Heifer'

I, 'The Heifer'

Directed by José Antonio de la Loma, José Antonio de la Loma Jr.

Produced by Golden Sun, Jet Films

1985104 min5.7 / 10

A gritty, introspective biographical crime drama following a young Gypsy delinquent's descent into criminality, rooted in abandonment and social marginalization.

Juan Jose Moreno Cuenca, alias the Heifer, is 23 years old and tells his story as a criminal offender from 1 Ocaña Toledo. Fatherless, the offender has his childhood and how everything changed when her mother went to prison.

Questions people ask

  • Is I, 'The Heifer' sad? Yes, very. More sad than 96% of films.

  • Is I, 'The Heifer' violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Does I, 'The Heifer' end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 80% of films.

  • Is I, 'The Heifer' easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is I, 'The Heifer' scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity50

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love13

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like I, 'The Heifer'

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as I, 'The Heifer'

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like I, 'The Heifer', But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like I, 'The Heifer', But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like I, 'The Heifer', But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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