Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You sad?

Yes, very. More sad than 96% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You end with hope?

Barely. Less hopeful than 78% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You scary?

Yes. More frightening than 76% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You easy watching?

Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You violent?

Not especially. Less violent than 64% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Name: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Genre: Drama
Released: 2025
Duration: 113 min
Rating: 6.3
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

Everything is under control.

Directed by Mary Bronstein

Produced by A24, Central Pictures

2025113 min6.3 / 10

A claustrophobic psychological drama about a woman unraveling under the weight of motherhood, illness, and fractured relationships, where reality and perception grow increasingly uncertain.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Clusters

Ambiguous Mental Breakdown Stories Unresolved Grief Stories Suspicion, Guilt, and Fractured Trust Paranoid Reality Breakdown Workplace Movies

Genres

Drama

Keywords

Hotel Therapist Long Island, New York Female Protagonist Sick Child Motherhood Woman Director Absent Husband Psychological Drama Mysterious Illness Montauk

Where to watch

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Questions people ask

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You sad? Yes, very. More sad than 96% of films.
Does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 78% of films.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

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