Jesus Loves Me

Jesus Loves Me

Directed by Florian David Fitz

Produced by UFA Filmproduktion GmbH, ZDF

2012100 min5.5 / 10

A romantic comedy that uses apocalyptic and religious absurdity as a backdrop for a woman's romantic misadventures with an eccentric believer.

A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.

Questions people ask

  • Is Jesus Loves Me violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Jesus Loves Me sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

  • Is Jesus Loves Me easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Does Jesus Loves Me end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Jesus Loves Me scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

35/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity93

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise26

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love8

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Jesus Loves Me

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Jesus Loves Me

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Jesus Loves Me, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Jesus Loves Me, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Jesus Loves Me, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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