Kept Boy

Kept Boy

The best things in life are kept.

Directed by George Bamber

201789 min5.3 / 10

A romantic comedy-drama about a kept man facing an identity crisis when his wealthy older lover issues an ultimatum on his 30th birthday.

Farleigh Knock has a knack for keeping beautiful things, like Dennis, around his home. So when Fairleigh gives Dennis an unthinkable ultimatum for his 30th birthday, Dennis goes from a kept boy to a lost man.

Questions people ask

  • Is Kept Boy violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Kept Boy sad? Somewhat. More sad than 70% of films.

  • Is Kept Boy scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.

  • Is Kept Boy easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 60% of films.

  • Does Kept Boy end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

10/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity29

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Kept Boy

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Kept Boy

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Kept Boy, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Kept Boy, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Kept Boy, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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