Killing Hasselhoff

Killing Hasselhoff

Don't Hassle The Hoff.

Directed by Darren Grant

Produced by Lotus Pictures, WWE Studios

201781 min4.5 / 10

A darkly comedic romp about a desperate man's descent into absurdity, driven by irreverent humor and the surreal premise of a celebrity death pool.

A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.

Questions people ask

  • Is Killing Hasselhoff easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is Killing Hasselhoff sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Killing Hasselhoff scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Does Killing Hasselhoff end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Killing Hasselhoff violent? Somewhat. More violent than 59% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

16/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity62

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Killing Hasselhoff

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Killing Hasselhoff

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Killing Hasselhoff, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Killing Hasselhoff, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Killing Hasselhoff, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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