Love Actually... Sucks!

Love Actually... Sucks!

Directed by Scud

Produced by Artwalker

201283 min4.5 / 10

A dark, multi-narrative exploration of love's destructive and transgressive forms, where intimacy becomes entanglement and desire breeds suffering.

It tells a variety of stories about love that has gone wrong: a brother and sister in an illicit relationship, a married painter who falls in love with his young male life model, a dance school teacher who is besotted with his senior student, and a lesbian couple, one of whom has role-play paranoia, and is caught in a complex love triangle.

Questions people ask

  • Does Love Actually... Sucks! end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 95% of films.

  • Is Love Actually... Sucks! sad? Yes. More sad than 88% of films.

  • Is Love Actually... Sucks! easy watching? Barely. Less comforting than 86% of films.

  • Is Love Actually... Sucks! scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Is Love Actually... Sucks! violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

18/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity79

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Love Actually... Sucks!

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Love Actually... Sucks!

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Love Actually... Sucks!, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Love Actually... Sucks!, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Love Actually... Sucks!, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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