Love Steaks

Love Steaks

Directed by Jakob Lass

Produced by MAMOKO Entertainment, Hochschule für Film und Fernsehen 'Konrad Wolf'

201489 min5.2 / 10

A character-driven romantic comedy about two service workers with clashing temperaments finding unexpected connection amid the artifice of luxury hospitality.

Clemens works as a masseur, Lara as a cook, but their clientele is the same: the guests of a luxury hotel. As sparks begin to fly between the two, his sensitivity clashes with her more fiery temperament—opposites attract, but harmony is nowhere in sight.

Questions people ask

  • Is Love Steaks scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Love Steaks violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Love Steaks easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is Love Steaks sad? Somewhat. More sad than 61% of films.

  • Does Love Steaks end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity9

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Love Steaks

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Love Steaks

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Love Steaks, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Love Steaks, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Love Steaks, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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