Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

It's High Noon at the End of the Universe.

Directed by Charles Band

Produced by Hollywood Films, Albert Band International Productions Inc.

198384 min4.6 / 10

A pulpy space-western revenge tale blending sci-fi and fantasy tropes with desert action, monster battles, and a straightforward quest narrative.

A seeker named Dogen rescues Dhyana after her father is murdered by the evil Jared-Syn. To avenge her father's death, Dogen must find Jared-Syn's hideout in the mysterious "Lost City". The only person who knows its location is an aging, burned-out seeker named Rhodes. Along the way, they must battle the hunter Baal and his Cyclopean minions for a final encounter with Jared-Syn.

Questions people ask

  • Is Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

  • Is Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

  • Is Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

11/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity37

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Same Mood as Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

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Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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