No Sex Please - We're British

No Sex Please - We're British

Directed by Cliff Owen

Produced by BHP

197388 min5.2 / 10

A lighthearted British farce built on mistaken identity and escalating comic chaos, where respectable people scramble to hide an embarrassing secret from authority figures.

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Questions people ask

  • Is No Sex Please - We're British sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is No Sex Please - We're British violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.

  • Does No Sex Please - We're British end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is No Sex Please - We're British easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.

  • Is No Sex Please - We're British scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

25/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity55

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise29

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Like No Sex Please - We're British

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Same Mood as No Sex Please - We're British

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like No Sex Please - We're British, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like No Sex Please - We're British, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like No Sex Please - We're British, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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