Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

This sister is one bad mother!

Directed by Joseph Guzman

Produced by Freak Show Entertainment, Camelot Entertainment Group

201090 min4.3 / 10

A gleefully transgressive exploitation-action hybrid that pairs graphic violence and revenge with irreverent humor and religious iconography.

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and also drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of her own death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did wrong to her. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang "Los Muertos" to track down and to kill her they soon realize that this sister is one bad mother.

Questions people ask

  • Is Nude Nuns with Big Guns violent? Yes, very. More violent than 98% of films.

  • Is Nude Nuns with Big Guns easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is Nude Nuns with Big Guns scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.

  • Is Nude Nuns with Big Guns sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

  • Does Nude Nuns with Big Guns end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity90

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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