
Rumours
The Official Motion Picture of the G7.
Directed by Evan Johnson, Guy Maddin, Galen Johnson
Produced by Buffalo Gal Pictures, Square Peg
A darkly comic, surreal satire that uses zombie apocalypse and political incompetence in the woods as a vehicle for biting commentary on global leadership and institutional failure.
En route to the annual G7 summit, the seven leaders of the world’s wealthiest liberal democracies get lost in the woods and face increasing peril while attempting to draft a provisional statement regarding a global crisis.
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Questions people ask
Does Rumours end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 83% of films.
Is Rumours easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.
Is Rumours scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.
Is Rumours violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.
Is Rumours sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
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Like Rumours
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Rumours
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Rumours, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Rumours, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Rumours, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

















































