
Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen
Are You old men?
Directed by Takeshi Kitano
Produced by Office Kitano
A lighthearted comedy about aging former yakuza reuniting to solve a modern problem, balancing nostalgic camaraderie with gentle action and humor.
Ryuzo and his 7 former henchmen are all retired yakuza, but they now live as regular old men. One day, Ryuzo becomes the victim of a phishing fraud. He calls his 7 men together to reform their society.
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Is Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 82% of films.
Is Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.
Is Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.
Does Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 65% of films.
Is Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Like Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Ryuzo and the Seven Henchmen, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




























































