Seven Cemeteries

Seven Cemeteries

Heroes aren't born, they're raised.

Directed by John Gulager

Produced by 7C Productions, Rebellium Films

202484 min5.0 / 10

A pulpy action-horror hybrid about resurrection and redemption, blending supernatural elements with a straightforward heist-style plot to save a woman from a drug lord.

A recent parolee gets a Mexican witch to resurrect his old posse so that they can help him save a woman's ranch from a ruthless drug lord.

Questions people ask

  • Is Seven Cemeteries violent? Yes. More violent than 88% of films.

  • Is Seven Cemeteries sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Does Seven Cemeteries end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Seven Cemeteries scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Seven Cemeteries easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

13/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity42

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Seven Cemeteries

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Seven Cemeteries

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Seven Cemeteries, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Seven Cemeteries, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Seven Cemeteries, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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