Simon Sez

Simon Sez

It Ain't Over 'Til...

Directed by Kevin Alyn Elders

Produced by Global Medien KG, Signature Pictures

199985 min2.9 / 10

A high-energy action-comedy thriller built around a kidnapping rescue plot, balancing comedic banter with chase sequences and moderate stakes.

A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

Questions people ask

  • Is Simon Sez sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Simon Sez violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Does Simon Sez end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Simon Sez scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Simon Sez easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

4/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity20

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise0

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love1

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Simon Sez

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Simon Sez

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Simon Sez, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Simon Sez, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Simon Sez, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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