Slammed

Slammed

One Way Or Another, You're Gonna Get Slammed!

Directed by Brian Thomas Jones

2004100 min5.0 / 10

A lighthearted, comedic romp about underdog friends stumbling into the absurd world of bar wrestling, driven by humor, romance, and the charm of lovable incompetence.

Hilarity ensues when friends Jeff and Derek try to enter the world of back bar wrestling; where the most beautiful girls could beat the tar out of both of them without a second thought. Even with a little help from the notorious Buckle Girls, can Jeff survive a fight against Switchblade Rick for not only the title, but the heart of the girl he loves?

Questions people ask

  • Is Slammed sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Slammed easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 88% of films.

  • Is Slammed scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Does Slammed end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is Slammed violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

7/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity10

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise7

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Slammed

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Slammed

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Slammed, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Slammed, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Slammed, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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