
Something Big
Sooner or later, Baker will find the right girl. And when he does, he'll swap her for a machine gun. And do something big.
Directed by Andrew V. McLaglen
Produced by Stanmore Productions, Cinema Center Films
A lighthearted Western comedy built on absurd romantic entanglements and the pursuit of a grand scheme, driven by playful chaos rather than genuine peril.
Joe Baker has a dream. He wants to do 'something big.' When he needs a Gatling gun to accomplish this, he seeks out a black marketeer. The price he wants for the gun? A woman! So Baker kidnaps a woman off of the stagecoach, only to find that she is the wife of the commandant of the local Cavalry detachment. Things get further complicated when a girl named Dover McBride shows up. She has come to force Baker to marry her and return east, as he promised to do four years earlier
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Is Something Big sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Is Something Big scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.
Is Something Big easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.
Does Something Big end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 62% of films.
Is Something Big violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Conventional, and it does not land.
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Like Something Big
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Something Big
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Something Big, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Something Big, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

















































