Something Big

Something Big

Sooner or later, Baker will find the right girl. And when he does, he'll swap her for a machine gun. And do something big.

Directed by Andrew V. McLaglen

Produced by Stanmore Productions, Cinema Center Films

1971108 min5.4 / 10

A lighthearted Western comedy built on absurd romantic entanglements and the pursuit of a grand scheme, driven by playful chaos rather than genuine peril.

Joe Baker has a dream. He wants to do 'something big.' When he needs a Gatling gun to accomplish this, he seeks out a black marketeer. The price he wants for the gun? A woman! So Baker kidnaps a woman off of the stagecoach, only to find that she is the wife of the commandant of the local Cavalry detachment. Things get further complicated when a girl named Dover McBride shows up. She has come to force Baker to marry her and return east, as he promised to do four years earlier

Questions people ask

  • Is Something Big sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Something Big scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Something Big easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Does Something Big end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 62% of films.

  • Is Something Big violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

20/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity38

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise22

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Something Big

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Something Big

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Something Big, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Something Big, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Something Big, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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