Steal

Steal

An Extreme Team of Cons is Our For The Most Dangerous Heist of Them All

Directed by Gérard Pirès

Produced by Alliance Films

200283 min5.4 / 10

A high-octane heist thriller that pairs stylish extreme-sport getaways with a cocky criminal crew caught between mob and police pressure.

An entrepreneurial criminal, Slim (Dorff) is as smart as they come. Cocky and confident, he assembles a team of risk-taking rush-seekers to pull off a series of five bank heists, each time using a different extreme sport to make the getaway. Following an unexpected windfall on only their second job, the gang nets $20 million in untraceable bonds. Having scored enough money to retire on, Slim and his crew decide to call the robbery game quits. But both the mob and the police have other plans in mind for Slim: they want him to keep working, for them.

Questions people ask

  • Is Steal sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Steal scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Steal violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.

  • Does Steal end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Steal easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity60

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise7

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Steal

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Steal

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Steal, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Steal, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Steal, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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