
Stealing Rembrandt
They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it
Directed by Jannik Johansen
Produced by Ugly Duckling Films, Fine & Mellow Productions
A lighthearted heist comedy centered on a bumbling father-son duo whose accidental theft of a priceless Rembrandt sets off a chaotic chain of events.
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
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Questions people ask
Is Stealing Rembrandt sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Stealing Rembrandt easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.
Does Stealing Rembrandt end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.
Is Stealing Rembrandt violent? Not especially. Less violent than 62% of films.
Is Stealing Rembrandt scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
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How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Stealing Rembrandt
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Stealing Rembrandt
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Stealing Rembrandt, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Stealing Rembrandt, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Stealing Rembrandt, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































