Ted

Ted

Ted is coming.

Directed by Seth MacFarlane

Produced by Universal Pictures, MRC

2012107 min6.5 / 10

A raucous, irreverent comedy about arrested development and friendship that mines humor from the collision between childhood wish-fulfillment and adult relationships.

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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Questions people ask

  • Is Ted scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is Ted easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 82% of films.

  • Is Ted sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Ted violent? Not especially. Less violent than 62% of films.

  • Does Ted end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 62% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

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58/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity70

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise62

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love45

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Everything like Ted, and what each one shares →

Like Ted

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Ted

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Ted, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Ted, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Ted, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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