The Beach House

The Beach House

Wish you were here.

Directed by Jeffrey A. Brown

Produced by Low Spark Films, Uncorked Productions

202088 min5.4 / 10

A claustrophobic body-horror mystery where a couple's romantic retreat devolves into paranoid dread as an inexplicable infection spreads through their isolated beach house.

A romantic getaway for two troubled college sweethearts turns into a struggle for survival when unexpected guests – and the surrounding environment – exhibit signs of a mysterious infection.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Beach House scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.

  • Does The Beach House end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 91% of films.

  • Is The Beach House sad? Somewhat. More sad than 61% of films.

  • Is The Beach House easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

  • Is The Beach House violent? Somewhat. More violent than 59% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

18/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity44

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise12

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like The Beach House

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Beach House

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Beach House, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Beach House, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Beach House, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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