The Blonde with Bare Breasts

The Blonde with Bare Breasts

Directed by Manuel Pradal

Produced by Backup Media, Canal+

2010100 min5.1 / 10

A quirky, character-driven caper about two brothers living on a Parisian barge who kidnap a museum guard after stealing a painting, leading to an unexpected romantic entanglement amid petty crime and sibling bonds.

Julian, 25, and Louis, 12, are two brothers who work and live on a barge in the centre of Paris. They transport gravel and resort to petty crime to make ends meet. They have grown up alone and now they are inseparable, wedded to a life on the river. A receiver of stolen goods offers them the opportunity of a lifetime, to steal a painting by Manet from the Musée d'Orsay. Louis takes charge of the theft and, against the odds, he succeeds in removing it from the gallery and taking it aboard his barge. Rosalie, a museum guard, follows Louis to his home and confronts him. After a fight, the two brothers secure Rosalie in the hold of their boat and make a quick getaway. Later, Rosalie emerges from her hidey hole and makes the brothers an unexpected offer...

Questions people ask

  • Is The Blonde with Bare Breasts easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of films.

  • Does The Blonde with Bare Breasts end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Blonde with Bare Breasts sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Blonde with Bare Breasts violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Blonde with Bare Breasts scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

14/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity50

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Like The Blonde with Bare Breasts

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Blonde with Bare Breasts

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Blonde with Bare Breasts, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Blonde with Bare Breasts, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Blonde with Bare Breasts, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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