The Dirty Dutch

The Dirty Dutch

Directed by Willem Gerritsen

Produced by RTL Entertainment, Marmalade

201677 min4.7 / 10

A lighthearted summer comedy about teenage friendship and coming-of-age romance, built on irreverent humor and the bonds forged during a beach camping trip.

Four teenagers decide to spend their summer holiday on a camping at the beach. Officially to disseminate ashes of a grandfather, but foremost to finally get laid.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Dirty Dutch sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is The Dirty Dutch easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 88% of films.

  • Is The Dirty Dutch scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Does The Dirty Dutch end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is The Dirty Dutch violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity13

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like The Dirty Dutch

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Dirty Dutch

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Dirty Dutch, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Dirty Dutch, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Dirty Dutch, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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