
The Gardener
Your ass is grass
Directed by Becca Hirani, Scott Chambers
Produced by Proportion Productions
A tense home-invasion thriller where a quiet gardener with a violent past must unleash his soldier instincts to protect a wealthy family from sadistic attackers.
A troubled wealthy family gathers in a quaint manor home for the holidays, never suspecting that bloodthirsty, sadistic Volker and his crew linger at the gates, ready to attack, rob, and maim them at nightfall. But they didn’t count on the estate’s quiet gardener, Peter Juhasz , who must return to the savage ways he learned as a soldier to save the family.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is The Gardener violent? Yes, very. More violent than 95% of films.
Is The Gardener easy watching? Barely. Less comforting than 86% of films.
Is The Gardener scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.
Does The Gardener end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 63% of films.
Is The Gardener sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like The Gardener
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as The Gardener
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like The Gardener, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like The Gardener, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like The Gardener, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.


























































