
The Stakelander
Death is no escape.
Directed by Dan Berk, Robert Olsen
Produced by Berserker Entertainment, Glass Eye Pix
A bleak post-apocalyptic vampire-hunting road movie where a lone survivor navigates a hostile wasteland haunted by loss and the memory of a mentor.
When his home of New Eden is destroyed by a revitalized Brotherhood and its new Vamp leader, Martin finds himself alone in the badlands of America with only the distant memory of his mentor and legendary vampire hunter, Mister, to guide him.
Questions people ask
Is The Stakelander violent? Yes, very. More violent than 95% of films.
Is The Stakelander scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.
Is The Stakelander easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.
Does The Stakelander end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 83% of films.
Is The Stakelander sad? Yes. More sad than 82% of films.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like The Stakelander
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as The Stakelander
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like The Stakelander, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like The Stakelander, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like The Stakelander, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.


























































