The Wackiest Ship in the Army

The Wackiest Ship in the Army

You'll crack your timbers when you see how the Navy sticks the Army sad sacks with the crumbiest ship afloat!

Directed by Richard Murphy

Produced by Columbia Pictures

196099 min6.1 / 10

A lighthearted wartime comedy about a ragtag crew of misfits on a decrepit ship stumbling through a secret mission, balancing slapstick humor with genuine stakes and camaraderie.

Lieutenant Rip Crandall is hoodwinked into taking command of the "Wackiest Ship in the Navy" – a real garbage scow with a crew of misfits who don't know a jib from a jigger. What none of them knows, including Crandall, is that this ship has a very important top-secret mission to complete in waters patrolled by the Japanese fleet. Their mission will save hundreds of allied lives – if only they can get there in one piece.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Wackiest Ship in the Army sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Does The Wackiest Ship in the Army end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 81% of films.

  • Is The Wackiest Ship in the Army easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.

  • Is The Wackiest Ship in the Army scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.

  • Is The Wackiest Ship in the Army violent? Not especially. Less violent than 62% of films.

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