The Wolves of Kromer

The Wolves of Kromer

Gay werewolves on the prowl.

Directed by Will Gould

Produced by First Run Features

199882 min4.9 / 10

A whimsical, darkly comedic fairy tale about two young werewolves falling in love while hunted by a vengeful mob, blending romance and fantasy with social allegory.

Once upon a time in the village of Kromer lived two beautiful young wolves. Cocksure Gabriel takes newcomer Seth under his paw and helps reconcile him to the vilification associated with being a wolf. They fall head-over-heels in puppy love, playing together around picturesque waterfalls, secluded woodlands, and moonlit lakes. One day a wicked old crone and her goofy sidekick kill their mistress, frame the wolves, and incite a torch-bearing mob of religious zealots to seek vengeance on the hapless pair. But who will live happily ever after?

Questions people ask

  • Is The Wolves of Kromer sad? Somewhat. More sad than 70% of films.

  • Is The Wolves of Kromer easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Does The Wolves of Kromer end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Wolves of Kromer violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Wolves of Kromer scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

20/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity94

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Like The Wolves of Kromer

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Wolves of Kromer

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Wolves of Kromer, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Wolves of Kromer, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Wolves of Kromer, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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