
Things
Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...
Directed by Andrew Jordan
Produced by Left Field Productions
A transgressive body-horror exploitation film centered on forced pregnancy and monstrous birth, driven by graphic gore and surreal creature design rather than narrative coherence.
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
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Genres
Questions people ask
Is Things easy watching? No. Less comforting than 99% of films.
Does Things end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 99% of films.
Is Things violent? Yes, very. More violent than 98% of films.
Is Things scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.
Is Things sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Things
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Things
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Things, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Things, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Things, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.



















































