Things

Things

Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

Directed by Andrew Jordan

Produced by Left Field Productions

198984 min4.0 / 10

A transgressive body-horror exploitation film centered on forced pregnancy and monstrous birth, driven by graphic gore and surreal creature design rather than narrative coherence.

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Questions people ask

  • Is Things easy watching? No. Less comforting than 99% of films.

  • Does Things end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 99% of films.

  • Is Things violent? Yes, very. More violent than 98% of films.

  • Is Things scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Is Things sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

15/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity61

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Like Things

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Things

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Things, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Things, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Things, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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