Valentine

Valentine

Remember that kid everyone ignored on Valentine’s Day? He remembers you.

Directed by Jamie Blanks

Produced by NPV Entertainment, Village Roadshow Pictures

200196 min5.6 / 10

A slasher thriller built on paranoia and revenge, where a masked killer targets women who rejected him years ago, blending high-school trauma with Valentine's Day dread.

Four friends start to receive morbid Valentine cards and realise they are being stalked by someone they had spurned 13 years ago. A masked killer is on the loose and Valentine's day is soon approaching.

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Questions people ask

  • Is Valentine scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.

  • Is Valentine easy watching? Barely. Less comforting than 86% of films.

  • Is Valentine violent? Yes. More violent than 83% of films.

  • Does Valentine end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 83% of films.

  • Is Valentine sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

23/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity36

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise26

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love10

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Everything like Valentine, and what each one shares →

Like Valentine

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Valentine

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Valentine, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Valentine, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Valentine, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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