You May Not Kiss the Bride

You May Not Kiss the Bride

Till honeymoon do us part

Directed by Rob Hedden

Produced by Luminair Film Productions, Hawaii Film Partners

201197 min5.6 / 10

A lighthearted action-comedy romance that pairs an ordinary photographer with a crime lord's daughter, blending slapstick humor and tropical adventure with genuine romantic chemistry.

Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.

Questions people ask

  • Is You May Not Kiss the Bride sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Does You May Not Kiss the Bride end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is You May Not Kiss the Bride easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is You May Not Kiss the Bride scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

  • Is You May Not Kiss the Bride violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

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23/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity38

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise26

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love10

How much audiences actually like it

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