Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine sad?

Barely. Less sad than 80% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine violent?

Not especially. Less violent than 62% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine easy watching?

Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of well-known films. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Does You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine end with hope?

About average. Almost exactly mid-range for a well-known film. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine scary?

About average. Almost exactly mid-range for a well-known film. This describes how the film comes across as a whole, measured against other well-known films; it is not a content list.

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

Name: You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Genre: Comedy
Released: 1977
Duration: 92 min
Rating: 4.9
Cast: Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte, Michel Blanc

Directed by Marc Monnet, Coluche

Produced by AMLF, Les Films du Triangle

197792 min4.9 / 10

A lighthearted period parody built on absurdist court intrigue, infidelity, and scheming nobles, played for broad comedic effect rather than depth.

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Clusters

Funny Misfit Road Trip Silly Spoof Comedies Comedic Villains Silly Slapstick Comedies Comedy And Satire

Genres

Comedy

Keywords

Infidelity France Queen Parody Flanders Tax Collector Knight Musketeer Middle Ages (476-1453)Jester Peasants Vs. Royalty Conspirators

Questions people ask

Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine violent? Not especially. Less violent than 62% of films.
Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of films.
Does You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

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