A Touch of Cloth

A Touch of Cloth

Cloth is coming to wipe away crime.

Created by Charlie Brooker, Boris Starling

On Sky One

2012–20143 seasons6 episodes60 min7.2 / 10

A high-spirited British sitcom that deconstructs police-drama clichés through absurdist parody, treating genre conventions as the real subject rather than the crimes themselves.

Hannah plays DI Jack Cloth, who is called in to investigate an apparent series of serial killings alongside his new partner, DC Anne Oldman, described as a "plucky, no-nonsense sidekick". Playing with the cliches and conventions of British police dramas, subplots include Cloth dealing with visions of his dead wife and the bisexual DC Oldman coming to grips with her feelings for both her female fiancee and Cloth.

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Questions people ask

  • Is A Touch of Cloth easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 61% of series.

  • Is A Touch of Cloth scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 59% of series.

  • Is A Touch of Cloth violent? Not especially. Less violent than 59% of series.

  • Is A Touch of Cloth sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does A Touch of Cloth leave you hopeful? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the series comes across across its whole run, compared with other well-known series. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked episode by episode, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

53/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this series gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity82

How unlike any other series this one feels

Surprise37

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love46

How much audiences actually like it

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Like A Touch of Cloth

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as A Touch of Cloth

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like A Touch of Cloth, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like A Touch of Cloth, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like A Touch of Cloth, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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